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The Mountain Men's Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee | 
| Brand: The Mountain Category: Apparel Department: mens
Buy New: $9.95 - $20.99 as of 11/27/2009 17:58 CST details
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Rating: 1574 reviews Sales Rank: 21
Fabric Type: cotton Color: Black Clothing Size: Mens Small Size: Mens Small Shipping Weight (lbs): 2 Dimensions (in): 15 x 13 x 2
MPN: ZA10-2053 Model: 10-2053 ASIN: B002HJ377A
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| Features:
| • | 100% Cotton | | • | Exceptional artwork on a tee shirt | | • | Comfortable, and durable | | • | Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not bleach | | • | Use/Mexico |
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Product Description This Internet sensation has been featured on You Tube, been discussed in numerous blogs, and has even been the subject of a song and music video. Now, you can own the legendary Three Wolf Moon T-shirt! This adult T-shirt features the Three Wolf Moon design, printed on black tie-dyed 100% cotton.
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nIceeee November 27, 2009 Nestor A. Carpio Valladolid (Lima, Peru) 1 out of 1 found this review helpful
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the `guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
Im sure its a great shirt but... November 27, 2009 J. Kim (NY) I don't actually own the shirt, but reading these reviews makes me think that ordinary people can be great literary artists, if in the presence of three wolves howling at the moon. Just write a book, you would make millions... -K.K.
enhance the wolf experience! November 25, 2009 Southside badger 0 out of 1 found this review helpful
So i bought my three wolf moon shirt a couple weeks ago, and when I did it suggested I buy an cd by a band called 'made AVAIL'. I was skeptical at first ( I mean the band name sounds like they're 'made of ale' ) but hear me out!
When I popped this into my car one day while wearing the wolf shirt, it's powers were enhanced 100-fold. Traffic lights were turning green, crossing guards were stopping children to let me drive through intersections, and I was even pulled over by a police officer who insisted I write HIM a ticket! My favorite track by far is 'come what may' I think it should be any wolf wearer's motto. A sort of bring it on baby! With this combo you just can't go wrong!
(you can find the cd by searching 'made avail' or 'less than' on amazon.com)
Amazing Shirt But... November 24, 2009 C. Marquis 9 out of 11 found this review helpful
The Three Wolf and Moon shirt arrived in the mail last week. When I got home from work I found the shirt had torn itself out of the packaging, destroyed my mail box, broke into my house, slept with my wife, kicked my dog, and mowed my yard. Now it will not let me in the house. I have been sleeping in my pickup parked at least six blocks away. It has been three days. I'm cold, tired, and hungry. I think people are beginning to stare at me. Passers-by go to the other side of the street now. I may be hallucinating but I think I saw a squirrel laughing at me this morning. I have come up with a plan to get into my house. I'm going to dress in a Santa suit and go in through the chimney. I have a high-intensity taser and enough tranquilizer darts to subdue a rhino. Hopefully the Santa suit confuses Three Wolf and Moon Shirt long enough for me to get off a shot or two.
UPDATE: I awoke in my truck this afternoon with a dart sticking out of my leg. It must have gone off on accident while I was loading it.
UPDATE 2: I awoke this morning in a hospital bed. I'm not sure what happened. Everything was going according to plan. I was through the chimney and in the living room and now I'm in a hospital with three darts wounds in my chest. Three Wolf and Moon Shirt must have gotten the drop on me somehow. It is very strong.
UPDATE 3: I spoke with the FBI this morning. They decided the best choice was for me to enter the witness protection program. I am giving up on seeing my dog or my wife ever again. There will be no further updates.
My Life As A Beast November 24, 2009 George "Yea, That's My Dong" Cardigan 2 out of 4 found this review helpful
My heart races, the cool wind brushes my cheeks as I dart from tree to tree ever glancing over my shoulder. The night is young but my voyage is of a time lost. The sounds of the hunt stir my blood as I close in on my prey. The moon lights a break in the trees, I move forward slowly. There she is. In the middle of the opening I see her. The moon reflects off of her naturally oily skin. As she turns I see that night has only caused he beautiful hunch look more appealing. I move slowly towards her, I see she is skittish. So am I. I see her glance at my chest. I do not hide it. She senses my virility as I flex beneath my Three Wolf Moon 100% Cotton Short Sleeve Tee. By day our love is unknown in hallways of tile and judgement. Here in the night we are free. I touch her acne covered shoulders lightly with my finger tips. She shakes. Our love is young but strong. I howl. I feel the blood of my wolf brethren begin to boil in my veins. She howls. The long awkward hairs on both of our backs stand straight up. I look deep into her slightly crooked eyes and she into mine. We are beasts. Scratching and clawing, our love is made on the moss of the wood and beneath the blanket of the stars. She attempts to remove my Three Wolf Moon 100% Cotton Short Sleeve Tee. I claw her face, she howls in discomfort and dissatisfaction. I growl to prove my male dominance. We continue and slowly she becomes opposed to my control. She speaks to me in foreign tongue "I don't like this anymore!" I growl at her ferociously. She says "Really, stop it!" I howl. She begins to walk away and my anger is released. I thrash and wreak havoc on the clearing. Slowly I calm myself to a whimper and then to a low grumble and then I am free. I howl at the moon and sprint through the woods. All is mine for the taking. I am wolf. I am king.
Very Satisfied,
George "I am the Law" Cardigan
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